"The Simpsons" Simpsons Christmas Stories (TV Episode 2005) - Hank Azaria as Moe, Wiggum, Lou, Dr. Nick Riviera, Cyrus Simpson, Santa Claus, Professor Frink, Old Jewish Man, Carl Carlson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Martin Luther King

Homer Simpson : [singing to the music from The Nutcracker] I need a present for my wife / Or I'll have no sex for life / Diamond ring, a vase by Ming / Some kind of useful kitchen thing / I need a store I can break into / Or a place run by a Hindu

Apu : The Christmas rush has cleaned me out / I just have jerky made of trout
Moe : And now its time for the annual Christmas tradition of trying to kill myself.

Hank Azaria: Moe, Wiggum, Lou, Dr. Nick Riviera, Cyrus Simpson, Santa Claus, Professor Frink, Old Jewish Man, Carl Carlson, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Martin Luther King