The Simpsons (TV Series)
Make Room for Lisa (1999)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Bill, Krusty
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Ah no. No freezing.
Owner : No Mr. Simpson. This is a sensory deprivation tank. It blocks out all the external distractions that bombard our souls.
Homer Simpson : Can you pee in it?
Lisa Simpson : I'll take two hours!
Homer Simpson : Me too.
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Lisa Simpson : I can't believe you did this dad. Why didn't you put that thing in your room?
Homer Simpson : Hmm, that thought never occurred to me. Funny how your mind works in a crisis.
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Lisa : Dad, I still don't understand how you could just give my room away?
Homer : Honey, what's your favorite movie?
Lisa : Well, until you taped over it, "The Little Mermaid".
Homer : That's right. "The Odd Couple". Meet your new, comically mismatched roommate- Bart.
Bart : I'm going to make your life a living hell.
Lisa : Ohh...
[Homer hums "Odd Couple" theme, shoves Lisa into the room and runs away]
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Dr. Hibbert : Lisa, I'm afraid your tummyache may be caused by stress.
Homer : Whew. That's a relief.
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Homer : If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it's not a fair.
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Homer : Come on, Lisa. Try and see this from the Omnitouch Corporation's point of view.
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Lisa Simpson : I just wish you could keep an open mind about other cultures.
Homer Simpson : Other cultures are fine. I'm just saying I can get along in life without a "tooth brush."
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Marge : *Privacy* is at stake here.
Homer Simpson : Oh, I'll eat some mayonnaise.
