The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart the Mother (1998)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Bart, I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do. Your lizards are banned by federal law.

  Bart Simpson : Everyone thinks they're monsters, but I raised them and I love them! I know that's hard to understand.

  Marge Simpson : Mmm. Not as hard as you think.

  [hugs Bart; whispers] 

  Marge Simpson : Run for it.

• Marge : Nelson? I explicitly forbade Bart from playing with that little monster. Oh, Bart is in deep, deep trouble. Oh, yes, and punish Lisa for lying to us.

  [leaves the house] 

  Homer : All right, young lady. March yourself directly to the Kwik-E-Mart and get me some chips and a beer. Get a little somethin' for yourself, sweetheart.

• Homer Simpson : I rolled up all the socks.

  [holds up a giant ball of socks] 

  Homer Simpson : What's next?

  Marge Simpson : [takes the socks from him]  While I deal with this, why don't you start on that basket?

  Homer Simpson : All right. Oh, I hate folding sheets.

  Marge Simpson : That's your underwear.

  Homer Simpson : Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job. Where's Bart?

  Marge Simpson : He's up in his room. Bart!

  Homer Simpson : It's okay, Marge, I'll get him.

  [loudly yells] 

  Homer Simpson : Bart!

• Bart : [about Nelson's gun]  Whoa, can I try that sometime?

  Nelson Muntz : Yeah, sure. Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun.

  Bart : Wow, thanks, Nelson. I'll come by your house later!

  Marge : Oh, no you won't! You stay away from Nelson Muntz.

  Bart : But Mom!

  Marge : Nelson's a troubled, lonely, sad little boy. He needs to be isolated from everyone.

  Bart : But Mom!

  Marge : Yes?

  Bart : That's all I got.