- Mike Seaver: Mom, it was an accident, I swear.
- Maggie Malone Seaver: Mike, this is your last warning. If we catch you skateboarding in the house again you'll lose your phone privileges, your stereo, and your allowance for two months
- Mike Seaver: Mom
- Maggie Malone Seaver: Roar!
- [Intimidating Mike]
- Mike Seaver: Okay.