Undergrads (TV Series)

Screw Week (2001)

Josh A. Cagan: Rob Brody, Nerd 1, Nerd 2, Bobby Whiskey

Quotes 

• Brody : I feel like I haven't opened a book or seen the inside of a classroom all year.

• Rocko : Well, you're my last hope man. Wanna shack up?

  Bobby Whiskey : Well Rocko, I am flattered, but I'm an alcohol induced hallucination.

  Rocko : Damn it! What am I gonna do?

  Bobby Whiskey : Well, you could get drunk. Ahh yeah.

• Crougar : We are so fucking ready to study. Bust out those textbooks.

  Brody : Textbooks?

  [pause] 

  Crougar : I fucking hate you, Brody.

• Brody : Can you believe we have exams on Saturday, on Shabbat? It's outrageous! I'm not going. It's a religious thing, man.

  Jessie : Brody, you're not Jewish.

  Brody : That's not the point!