Futurama (TV Series)

Bender Should Not Be Allowed on TV (2003)

David Herman: Director, Casting Director

Quotes 

• Bender : I read the script, and I think it would help my character's motivation if he was on fire.

  Director : Don't worry about the script. We rewrote the part to better suit your acting abilities.

  Bender : Ah, so now my character has a British accent?

  Director : No, now your character's in a coma. Get in bed and don't move.

• Casting Director : Have you ever been on TV before?

  Bender : Once, when I took those hostages.

  Calculon : I saw that. You were good.

• Bender : [holds two guns]  Listen up, everyone! I have a dramatic speech. Cameraman, camera on me! Director, what's my motivation?

  Director : You're angry.

  Bender : Perfect!