The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror VIII (1997)
Harry Shearer: Fox Censor, Kent Brockman, Herman, Principal Skinner, Ned Flanders, Reverend Lovejoy, Lenny, Kang
Quotes
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Maude Flanders : Oh, Neddie, look at them up there, plotting our doom. They could force us to commit wanton acts of carnality.
Ned Flanders : [Scoffs] Yeah, that'll be the day.
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Bart Simpson : Well, I'll be a son of a witch.
Marge Simpson : That's right, I'm a witch, and I'm the one who withered your livestock, soured your sheep's milk, and made your shirts itchy.
Lenny : Hey, you destroyed my turnip crops!
Marge Simpson : No, that was gophers.
Chief wiggum : Impossible, we-we burned all the gophers!
Marge Simpson : Not all of them!
[turns Wiggum into a anthropomorphic gopher]
Marge Simpson : And this is for pushing me off the cliff!
[turns Lenny and Carl into a snowman and fairy]
Lenny : Alright people, nothing to see here.
Carl : Yeah, show's over, alright, move along.
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[Opening News Broadcast in "The Homega Man"]
Kent Brockman : ...and that's how an heroic hippo became a deputy.
Homer Simpson : Stupid hippo.
Kent Brockman : This just in: Tensions continue to mount between Springfield and France over Mayor Quimby's now-famous
Kent Brockman : [chuckling]
Kent Brockman : "frog's legs" joke. The French President has threatened swift and massive retaliation if he doesn't receive an immediate apology.
Homer Simpson : Stupid frog.
Kent Brockman : We now go live to City Hall, for Mayor Quimby's response.
Mayor Quimby : I stand by my ethnic slur.
Mayor Quimby : [pointing at the French President]
Mayor Quimby : Do your worst, you filthy, pretentious savages.
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[first lines]
Kent Brockman : Good evening, I am Kent Brockman. Our top story: "Punks and Lots of Them."
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Herman : [selling Homer a nuke shelter] This baby is called the Withstandinator. It can take a six-megaton blast. No more, no less.
Homer Simpson : Oooh!
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Lenny : Come on Homer, we just wanna eat your skin.
Homer Simpson : Go to hell, cloaky!
