The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Joy of Sect (1998)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Fox TV announcer : You are watching Fox.

  Homer Simpson , Marge Simpson , Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : [all in a trance]  We are watching Fox.

• Homer : I've joined the Movementarians, Marge.

  Marge : You WHAT?

  Homer : I've joined the Movementarians. And so have all of you.

  Marge : We WHAT?

  Homer : All I had to give them was our life savings, the deed to our house, and a commitment of 10 trillion years of labor.

  Marge : I can't go along with this, Homer.

  Homer : Marge, when I join an underground cult, I expect a little support from my family.

  Lisa : Do you think you might have been brainwashed, Dad?

  Homer : I haven't been brainwashed.

  [Goes glassy eyed] 

  Homer : Kill the girl. Kill the girl.

• Homer Simpson : These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others.

  [places it on a bench marked "Leader Beans"] 

  Marge Simpson : Homer, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but THERE'S NO FACE ON THAT DAMN BEAN! We hate it here! And your family wants to leave!

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : No, we don't, Mother. We love the leader!

  [Maggie takes off her pacifier, revealing she too is brainwashed] 

  Marge Simpson : NOOOOO!

• Lisa : Watch it, Dad, you're the highly suggestible type.

  Homer : Yes, I am the highly suggestible type.

• Lisa Simpson : Dad and all these other people are obviously the product of mental conditioning.

  Bart Simpson : Yeah, maybe it'll wear off like his interest in CB radio.

  Homer Simpson : That's a negatory, good buddy!