The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Joy of Sect (1998)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney

Quotes 

• Fox TV announcer : You are watching Fox.

  Homer Simpson , Marge Simpson , Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : [all in a trance]  We are watching Fox.

• Jane : A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.

  Homer Simpson : [gets given a leaflet]  Hmm. Makes Sense.

  Jane : We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend.

  Homer Simpson : How much is this free resort weekend?

  Glen : It's free.

  Homer Simpson : And when is this weekend?

  Glen : It's this weekend.

  Homer Simpson : Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?

  Glen : Um, it's free.

  Homer Simpson : I see. And when is it?

  Glen : It's this weekend.

  Homer Simpson : And what are you charging for this free weekend?

  Bart Simpson : Come on, Dad. The team's arriving.

  Homer Simpson : [being dragged away by Bart]  It's free, right?

• Homer Simpson : These lima beans are even better than the ones we had for breakfast and lunch! Oh! A lima bean that looks just like the Leader! I'll put it with the others.

  [places it on a bench marked "Leader Beans"] 

  Marge Simpson : Homer, you know I always try to put the best face on everything, but THERE'S NO FACE ON THAT DAMN BEAN! We hate it here! And your family wants to leave!

  Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : No, we don't, Mother. We love the leader!

  [Maggie takes off her pacifier, revealing she too is brainwashed] 

  Marge Simpson : NOOOOO!

• Bart Simpson : Church, cult. Cult, church. So we get bored someplace else every Sunday. Does this really change our day to day lives?

• Lisa Simpson : Dad and all these other people are obviously the product of mental conditioning.

  Bart Simpson : Yeah, maybe it'll wear off like his interest in CB radio.

  Homer Simpson : That's a negatory, good buddy!