The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Joy of Sect (1998)
Hank Azaria: Hare Krishna Guy, Christian, Store Clerk, Glen, Moe Szyslak, Carl, Movementerians Lawyer, Cletus, The Leader
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
Glen : What are you talking about? There's nothing like that in there!
Homer Simpson : Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
Jane : But our point is very simple. You see, when...
Homer Simpson : Ooh, a bird!
[runs outside and giggles goofily as he chases it]
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Hans Moleman : [in a "Just Crichton and King bookstore"] Do you have anything by Robert Ludlum?
Store Clerk : Get out.
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Jane : A new and better life awaits you on our distant home planet, Blisstonia.
Homer Simpson : [gets given a leaflet] Hmm. Makes Sense.
Jane : We're having a free get-acquainted session at our resort this weekend.
Homer Simpson : How much is this free resort weekend?
Glen : It's free.
Homer Simpson : And when is this weekend?
Glen : It's this weekend.
Homer Simpson : Uh-huh. And how much does it cost?
Glen : Um, it's free.
Homer Simpson : I see. And when is it?
Glen : It's this weekend.
Homer Simpson : And what are you charging for this free weekend?
Bart Simpson : Come on, Dad. The team's arriving.
Homer Simpson : [being dragged away by Bart] It's free, right?
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Glen : Let the judgment begin! I'll get the ball rolling.
Glen : [to Homer] You're a fat idiot.
Barney : Yeah lose some weight!
[whole group voices their agreement]
Homer Simpson : Hell yeah I guess I could lose a few pounds. And I can be kinda thick sometimes! Hehehe.
Principal Skinner : [sternly] You've failed at everything you've ever tried.
Homer Simpson : Whoa, you got my number on that one buddy. This is a smart group!
Moe Szyslak : And your stink brings tears to my eyes!
Homer Simpson : Now wait a minute Moe.
[sniffs own armpit]
Homer Simpson : Oh, my mistake.
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Hare Krishna Guy : [to Bart and Homer] Have you heard of Krishna Consciousness?
Homer Simpson : This, Bart, is a crazy man!
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Propaganda movie narrator : When you surrender yourself to the Movementarians, you are guaranteed a perfect life of serenity, love and loving serenity. Not a guarantee.
Moe Szyslak : It's about damn time.
Otto : I love the leader!