"The Simpsons" Team Homer (TV Episode 1996) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Mayor Quimby, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Hans Moleman, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie

[after getting school uniforms]

Bart : These uniforms suck.

Marge : Bart, where did you pick up words like that?

Homer : Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Marge : Homer! Watch your mouth!

Homer : I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening.

Bart , Lisa : We are not wieners!

Homer : Then why are you dressed like that for?
Hans Moleman : [to Mr. Burns on ether] Uh, excuse me. I'd like to request seventeen dollars for a push broom rebristling.

Montgomery Burns : [hallucinating] Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun! I'm going to get your Lucky Charms!

[takes out a drill and aims it at Hans' head]

Hans Moleman : Oh no! My brains!
[while Homer is sneaking into Burns' mansion]

Moe , Otto , Apu : [cheering] Go Homer, you're our man, if you can't do it, no-one can!

Homer : [beset by hounds] Aaaaargghh!

Otto : Well, I guess no-one can.

Moe : Run! Before they're through feedin'!

Homer : Aaaaaahhhhh!

[being attacked by the hounds]
Homer : Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
Homer : Come on guys we cant stop now if we do we will never how bad they would have beat us.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Mayor Quimby, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Hans Moleman, Krusty the Clown, Groundskeeper Willie