The Simpsons (TV Series)

A Milhouse Divided (1996)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge : Homer, is this how you pictured married life?

  Homer : Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

• Marge : I can't help but feel this is all my fault. It was those North Korean fortune cookies - they were so insulting. "You are a coward." Nobody wants to hear that after a nice meal.

  Homer : Marge, you can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, then move on.

• Marge : The only thing I asked you to do for this party was put on clothes, and you didn't do it.

• Marge : [Homer has tried to give Marge a haircut]  I don't need you around me 24hrs a day! I'm a grown woman! I can take care of myself! Now, will you please just go away!

• Marge : Did anyone see that new Woody Allen movie?

  Ned Flanders : You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fella's always in 'em.

• Bart : If you really wanted us to be neater you'd serve us out of one long bowl.

  Marge : You're talking about a trough! We're not going to eat from a trough. And another thing! It's only 5:15, why are you in your underwear?

  Bart : Hey, this isn't the Ritz.