Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)
Wacky Delly (1996)
Mr. Lawrence: Filburt Turtle, Mr. Cheese, Farmer, Frank, Weasel Fan, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Filburt Shellbach : [voicing Mr. Cheese] I am the cheese! I am the best character on this show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna combined!
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Rocko : O-kay! So Betty wakes up and says "Oh, what a beautiful day". And then the telephone...
Heffer Wolfe : Or doorbell!
Rocko : Or doorbell ringing, and she answers it and says "Hello?" And then the salami...
Filburt Turtle : Or cheese!
Rocko : [getting angry] Or cheese says "I hate bologna" and attacks her through the phone before belching while all the stuff comes out of his mouth while we hold on him for a long time!
[He struggles to contain his anger]
Rocko : ... Okey-dokey? So... then... she walks up to the counter, and...
Heffer Wolfe : HOLD IT!
Rocko : [furious] WHAT?
Heffer Wolfe : Hmm... y'know, I was thinkin'...
Rocko : [at the limits of his patience] YES?
Heffer Wolfe : [after a long pause] Do we really need the cheese at all?
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Bev Bighead , Ed Bighead , Rocko , Heffer Wolfe , Filburt Turtle : Welcome home, Ralph!
[Ralph frowns and abruptly slams the door. Bev, worried, opens it]
Bev Bighead : Something the matter, dear?
Ralph Bighead : Mom, they forced me to make a new show. I don't wanna make a new show.
Bev Bighead : [to the others] He doesn't wanna make a new show.
Ralph Bighead : I wanted to pursue my dream. I wanted to sculpt the world's largest still life. Now I'll never get to do it.
Rocko : What's your new show going to be about, Mr. Ralph Bighead?
Ralph Bighead : I have no idea.
