Rocko's Modern Life (TV Series)
Wacky Delly (1996)
Carlos Alazraqui: Rocko, Newspaper Announcer, Betty Baloney, Will, Rhino Fan, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Rocko : O-kay! So Betty wakes up and says "Oh, what a beautiful day". And then the telephone...
Heffer Wolfe : Or doorbell!
Rocko : Or doorbell ringing, and she answers it and says "Hello?" And then the salami...
Filburt Turtle : Or cheese!
Rocko : [getting angry] Or cheese says "I hate bologna" and attacks her through the phone before belching while all the stuff comes out of his mouth while we hold on him for a long time!
[He struggles to contain his anger]
Rocko : ... Okey-dokey? So... then... she walks up to the counter, and...
Heffer Wolfe : HOLD IT!
Rocko : [furious] WHAT?
Heffer Wolfe : Hmm... y'know, I was thinkin'...
Rocko : [at the limits of his patience] YES?
Heffer Wolfe : [after a long pause] Do we really need the cheese at all?
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Bev Bighead , Ed Bighead , Rocko , Heffer Wolfe , Filburt Turtle : Welcome home, Ralph!
[Ralph frowns and abruptly slams the door. Bev, worried, opens it]
Bev Bighead : Something the matter, dear?
Ralph Bighead : Mom, they forced me to make a new show. I don't wanna make a new show.
Bev Bighead : [to the others] He doesn't wanna make a new show.
Ralph Bighead : I wanted to pursue my dream. I wanted to sculpt the world's largest still life. Now I'll never get to do it.
Rocko : What's your new show going to be about, Mr. Ralph Bighead?
Ralph Bighead : I have no idea.
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Rocko : Gee, RB, I think you've got it all wrong. You've been afforded a great opportunity here! Running your very own animation series? And everybody loves it! It's your art! Instead of fleeing from your situation, you should be embracing it! You should be trying to make it the best darn show it can possibly be! You should be the best Ralph Bighead you can be!
Ralph Bighead : Yeah, Rocko. Yeah, Rocko! Yeah, Rocko! YEAH, ROCKO! I'M GONNA DO IT! I'M GONNA MAKE THIS THE BEST DARN SHOW THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!
