The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Springfield Connection (1995)
Hank Azaria: Snake, Chief Wiggum, Benevenstanciano, Lou, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Carl, Mr. Jericho, Henchman
Quotes
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Homer : Hmm. I wonder why he's so eager to go to the garage?
Moe Szyslak : The "garage"? Hey fellas, the "garage"! Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.
Homer : Well what do you call it?
Moe Szyslak : A car hole!
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Chief Wiggum : All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is *not* something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
Man : [screaming] Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?
Chief Wiggum : Hey, I told you, you don't get your gun until you tell me your name.
Man : I've have it up to here with your "rules"!
[leaves]
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[Marge has foiled Herman's counterfeit jeans ring]
Chief Wiggum : That's some nice work, Simpson. But I'm afraid we can't hold them. There's no evidence.
Homer Simpson : Yes there is, there's a garage full of counterfeit jeans.
Chief Wiggum : They've uh... mysteriously disappeared.
[All the cops at the crime scene start wearing the counterfeit jeans]
Chief Wiggum : Lookin' good boys!
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Marge : That's it! There's too much corruption in this force. I quit.
[the other cops burst into laughter. The laughter dies down gradually]
Chief Wiggum : Sorry to lose you, Simpson.
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Chief Wiggum : Wood and Van Zuylen, stake out Donutland. When they fry up a fresh batch, call it in.