Lisa : Relax? I can't relax. Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God! I'm losing my perspicacity. Aaaaah!
Homer : Well, it's always in the last place you look.
Homer : How was everyone's day at school?
Bart : Horrible.
Lisa : Pointless.
Marge : Exhausting. It took the class 40 minutes to locate Canada on a map.
Homer : Oh, honey, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked way down there.
Lisa : I'll never get into the ivy league now. At this rate, I probably won't even get into Vassar.
Homer : I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!
Bart : Uh, I think I got your lunch.
[He hands Lisa a note from his lunch bag: "I Am Very Proud Of You. Love, Mom."]
Lisa : Oh yeah, I didn't think this was for me.
[She hands Bart a note from her lunch bag: "Be Good. For The Love Of God, *Please* Be Good."]
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