The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa on Ice (1994)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Homer : Can somebody pass the mustard?
[Bart tries to pass the mustard to Homer, but Lisa blocks it]
Lisa : You're going to have to do better than that tonight, chump.
Marge Simpson : I won't have any aggressive condiment passing in my house!
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[Marge hears Bart and Lisa fighting upstairs]
Marge Simpson : Oh, I'd better go check on them. Now, Homer, don't you eat this pie.
Homer : All right, Marge.
[Marge exits]
Homer : All right, pie. I'm going to start doing this...
[makes chomping motion]
Homer : And if you get eaten, it's your own fault.
[He shuts his eyes, and moves toward the pie, making chomping motions, but hits his head on the stove hood]
Homer : OW! AH! Oh, my... oh, to hell with it.
[eats the pie]
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[Lisa has received an academic alert that she is failing gym class]
Marge : Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning. I really hope you try harder.
Homer : Whew. That's all of 'em.
[puts stack of academic alerts in front of Bart]
Homer : And I'm so proud you didn't try to forge my name. How about a present, son?
Bart : Well, I could use a new pair of hockey skates.
Homer : Done and done.
Lisa : That's not fair. Why is Bart getting a present and I'm getting chewed out?
Homer : [sitting back] Ah, the mysteries of life.
