The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa on Ice (1994)
Hank Azaria: Death Count Presenter, Chief Wiggum, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Man on Monster Island, Snake, Moe Szyslak, Audience Member #1
Quotes
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Chief Wiggum : [Bart's team has won the hockey game] YES! We won! We wo-o-o-n! Um, unfortunately, since I bet on the other team, we won't be going out for pizza.
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Apu : [watching Lisa block Bart shooting trash at her] Hmm. I wonder if her skills will transfer to the game of hockey. Well, only one way to find out. Heads up, little girl!
[pulls out a stick and fires a hard shot, which Lisa catches, terrified. Bart gasps]
Apu : The goalie of my dreams! Let's try a hard one to make sure it wasn't a fluke.
[Apu fires a faster shot, which causes Lisa to hit it back with a stick. It hits Milhouse and teeth are heard dropping to the floor]
Milhouse Van Houten : Hey! Way to knock out my teeth!
Apu : Yeah, that's it, Milhouse! Keep up the chatter!