The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart's Comet (1995)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson, Cosine

Quotes 

• Bart : What's really amazing is this is exactly what Dad said would happen!

  Lisa : Yeah, Dad was right!

  Homer : I know, kids, I'm scared too!

• Lisa : It blew up the bridge! We're doomed!

  Homer : It's times like this I wish I were a religious man.

  Reverend Lovejoy : [running down the street, crazes]  It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer! AAAHHH!

• Homer : [at dinner]  ... and then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.

  Lisa : Sounds like you had a good day today, Dad.

  Homer : Yeah... except I forgot to go to work.

  [everyone looks at him silently] 

  Marge Simpson : What did you do today, Bart?

  Bart : What didn't I do?

  [hands his mother a newspaper] 

  Marge Simpson : [reading]  "Boy Discovers Comet"...

  Lisa : What?

  Marge Simpson : "A young Springfieldianite has discovered a new comet to be known as the 'Bart Simpson Comet'." Oh honey, I'm so proud of you!

  Bart : But then, you've *always* been proud of me.

  Marge Simpson : [pauses]  Yes...

• Lisa : I can't believe that extra-thick layer of pollution I've picketed against is what burned up the comet.