The Simpsons (TV Series)

Bart Gets an Elephant (1994)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Pyle, Bill Clinton, Marty, Grampa, Santa's Little Helper, Man with Glass Pane #1, Barney Gumble

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [after hitting a deer statue]  D'oh!

  Lisa Simpson : A deer!

  Marge Simpson : A female deer!

• Homer : Bart, with 10,000 dollars we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like... love!

• Homer : Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.

• Bart : [protesting outside the radio station]  I want my elephant! I want my elephant!

  Abraham Simpson : They're playing that elephant song again.

  Jasper Beardley : I love that. Reminds me of elephants.

• Homer : Well, these bills will have to be paid out of your allowance.

  Bart : You'll have to raise my allowance to about a thousand dollars a week.

  Homer : Then that's what I'll do, smart guy.

• Marge : [Homer and Marge are standing with Bart's Elephant, Stampy]  Oh my, it looks like it could gore.

  Homer : Hee hee, it does look like Al Gore.

• Bart : Ah, it's hard for us to leave when you're standing there, mom.

  Homer : Push her down, son.

• Marge : Homer, there's a bird on your head.

  Homer : I know, Marge, he's grooming me.

• Homer Simpson : I just have two questions: "How much?" and "Give it to me".