The Critic (TV Series)
Frankie and Ellie Get Lost (1995)
Maurice LaMarche: Jeremy Hawke, Shakleford, ShakleApe, Orson Welles, Various Characters
Quotes
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Margo Sherman : It's a sign! They're alive!
Orson Welles : Yes. They're alive, but I have gone to a better place. A place filled with Mrs. Pell's Fish Sticks. Yes! Oh yes! They're even better when you're dead!
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Orson Welles : Hello. I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a journey into the world of magic, mystery...
Sherman Family Attorney : Mr. Welles, this is a video will.
Orson Welles : What? Look, I don't need to do this! I've got a fish stick commercial in an hour!
[leaves, and then walks back to his chair albeit reluctantly]
Orson Welles : Oh, what the hell? I need the money.
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Jeremy Hawke : Vlada, there's a black box in my soup.
Vlada : I will get you a new bowl imediately.
[yanks a tub his mother is soaking her feet in]
Vlada : Sorry, Mamma.
[serves the tub to Jeremy]
Jeremy Hawke : There's an old lady's stocking in my soup.
Vlada : She is not so old!... I mean... that's a noodle.