Undergrads (TV Series)
Financial Aid (2001)
Pete Williams: Parker 'Nitz' Walsh, Justin 'Gimpy' Taylor, Cal Evans, Rocko Gambiani
Quotes
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Rob Brody : We've gotten a lotta calls from a bunch of big bands looking to lend their voices to our cause. Well, more like one band really. Reg Against the Machine.
Nitz : Rage Against the Machine?
Rob Brody : No. *Reg* against the machine. They're a local cover band but they're really good. Well 'band' might be a bit strong. It's really just the one guy, Reg, but he multitasks instruments.
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Rocko : Time to kick some hippy ass!
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Nitz : So, uh, what's your rally for?
Kimmy Burton : Oh, we're protesting the school for investing its money in socially irresponsible companies such as "Hey, Kid Tobacco", "Thunderhorse Wine Coolers" and the Catholic Church.
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Kimmy Burton : You should join the Center for Campus Organizing. Then we can fight the good fight together. Side by side, day and night, night and day.
Nitz : [thought "balloon"] Heh-heh, Kimmy Burton thinks you're an activist. You don't even like to change your socks.
Nitz : Of course I'll join your group. We activists have to stick together.
Nitz : [thought "balloon"] Lying putz.
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Rocko : Die, recycling-conscious scum!
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Gimpy : Nitz, look, Kimmy Burton is at your door! It's just like in your dream, except she has clothes on!
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The Duggler : Where it's at, groovy cats? Diggin' fusin' some tie behind the man's bungalows round the witching hour? A super happy gas for the masses!
Nitz : Okay, why is the Duggler here?
Med student : He's pretending it's still the Sixties.
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Rocko : Alright, if I'm going to be in your crappy group, then we're going to do things *I* like, like being obnoxious and destroying stuff! Understand?
Nerd #2 : Uh, is the lesson on robins over? Because if so, I missed the part about its distinctive wing markings.
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Cal : I come here for quality Cal-time. I don't have to think, or... think, because no one even knows the group exists. Even the lovely ladies can't find me here.
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Kimmy Burton : We are still experiencing overwhelming levels of student apathy. No matter what we do, no-one seems to care.
Rob Brody : [Playing with a ball and paddle] Oh sorry, were you saying something?
Kimmy Burton : I was just saying that we need a larger issue! One that people can relate to and get behind! Does anyone have any ideas?
The Duggler : [Reading a magazine] Oh, I didn't know Jackie O Was a Pisces!