Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Green Slime (1988)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Hodgson

Quotes 

• [during a host segment] 

  Joel : Hey, Crow.

  Crow : Yes, Joel Hodgson?

  Joel : I found the secret of the life the other day... but it kinda bummed me out.

  Crow : You found the secret of life? Why should it bum you out?

  Joel : It was on 8-track.

• Joel : [watching "The Green Smile"]  Y'know it's interesting that this - ah - film was made the same year as "2001: A Space Odyssey."