Full House (TV Series)

I'm There for You, Babe (1989)

Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner

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Quotes 

• D.J. : You have the brain of a paramecium.

  Steph : If I have the brain of a paramecium, then you have the brain of just one mecium.

  D.J. : [to Jesse]  There really is no way to beat her, is there?

• D.J. : You have the brain of a paramecium.

  Steph : Well, if I have the brain of a paramecium, you have the brain of only one mecium.

  [pause] 

  Steph : [victorious]  Ha ha ha!

  [exits] 

  D.J. : There really is no way to beat her, is there?

  Jesse : No, not really.

• Danny Tanner : It's great that you wanna bake cookies for Stephanie, but not if it means it's gonna cost your job.

  Steph : Unless you wanna be a baker.

  Danny Tanner : Thank you, Stephanie.

  Steph : You're welcome.

  D.J. : He was being sarcastic.

  Steph : So was I.