The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
Pilot (2007)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Sheldon : Uhm, Penny, that's where I sit.
Penny : So sit next to me.
Sheldon : No, I sit there.
Penny : What's the difference?
Sheldon : What's the difference?
Leonard : Here we go.
Sheldon : In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I could go on.
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Leonard : So, tell us about you.
Penny : Um, me? Okay - I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon : Yes - it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
Penny : [stares at Sheldon in utter confusion] Participateinthewhat?
Leonard : [scrambling to save face] I think what Sheldon is trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.
Penny : Oh, yeah - lot of people think I'm a water sign.
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Penny : I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish. And the occasional steak, I love steak!
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Sheldon : It's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that's just a joke. It's a spoof of the Born-Oppenheimer approximation.
Penny : So you're like one of those Beautiful Mind genius guys. This is really impressive.
Leonard : I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.
Penny : Holy smokes!
Sheldon : If by "holy smokes", you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at MIT, sure.