- Barbra Jean Booker Hart: [to a blind Reba] Since you can't watch TV, I thought that for entertainment, I could read to you.
- Reba Hart: Read? Why, just to prove you can?
- Barbra Jean Booker Hart: I chose a classic, "Oliver Twist". Let's see...
- [flipping through the pages]
- Barbra Jean Booker Hart: Boring, boring, boring, blah, blah, blah, orphan, orphan, orphan. Ah, OK, here we go.
- [in an English accent]
- Barbra Jean Booker Hart: Please sir, I want some more.
- [in a deep, distorted, whale-like voice]
- Barbra Jean Booker Hart: More?
- Reba Hart: Are you still reading or did you just pass gas?