- Gimpy: Nitz, I want to send you this really cool video game emulator I programmed and configured myself, it plays all arcade games, Atari and in television, Nintendo, Dreamcast and Gameboy. But no Pokemon. It's only about six hundred thousand megabytes. But I'll zip it, ready?
- Nitz: Dear God, no!
- Gimpy: Good, here goes.
- Cal: Hey, guy. I was with this girl, and she all left me, so I was all like "I'm sad." But then you called. So now I'm happy. And I brought you generic corn chips, and stamps.
- Gimpy: Great, great. Cal. We're going to have a lot of fun. Lots of tons of fun. I have to do one little thing.
- Cal: Ohh, a squirrel. Hey, squirrely guy.
- Rocko: Don't tell anybody, but those two chicks, les-bi-onic. No men for them. Let's get some hookers.
- [Nose dripping a la Blair Witch]
- Gimpy: And I want to apologize to my mom... and Mump's mom... and my dad... and my cat... and Spiderman.
- Nitz: Isn't this your campus?
- Rocko: Naw, couldn't be.
- Craig the fraternity leader: And don't come back till Sunday!
- [a beer bottle hits Rocko in the head]
- Rocko: I stand corrected.
- [falls over]
- Bartender: Get out of my bar, college boy! And I ain't Irish!