Kenan Thompson: Kenan Rockmore

Quotes 

• Kenan Rockmore : Aw! Fire in the kitchen! Fire in the kitchen, man! And a huge glove growing in the sink no less.

• Kenan Rockmore : Kel, what're you doing with the water, man?

  Kel Kimble : Watering Norman, I got him in my pocket.

  Kenan Rockmore : You can't keep a fish in your pocket! Although it DOES give me an interesting idea.

  Kel Kimble : It does?

  Kenan Rockmore : Yep. Kel, grab a door, a talking cow, and a throat lozenge, and meet me at the frozen yogurt shop. Come on, fishy!

  Kel Kimble : Kenan! Don't the frozen yogurt shop GOT a door? Kenan, can I bring Norman? Kenan! Awww here it goes!

• Kenan Rockmore : Kel, I think I'm forgetting something.

  Kel Kimble : What's wrong, Kenan?

  Kenan Rockmore : I don't know. I just feel like I've forgotten something, you know?

  Kel Kimble : Maybe you forgot how to make cookies.

  Kenan Rockmore : I don't know how to make cookies.

  Kel Kimble : I know, cuz you forgot!

• Kel Kimble : Kenan, I think I know what you forgot.

  Kenan Rockmore : [panicky]  I think I know too!

  Kel Kimble : You forgot to tell your daddy that you broke the window in his car.

  [Roger exclaims] 

  Kenan Rockmore : No, I forgot to tell my daddy I left my limbo stick in a jar, come on!

• Kenan Rockmore : KEL! What are you doing?

  Kel Kimble : Giving the fish some orange soda.

  Kenan Rockmore : Orange so... why?

  Kel Kimble : Well, he might get thirsty.

  Kenan Rockmore : Thirsty? Man he lives in water! How thirsty can he be?

• Kenan Rockmore : Need a bowl! Big bowl! Oh where do they keep the bowls? Oh the bowls! Ah!

  [takes out a colander and fills it] 

  Kenan Rockmore : Here we go! Here we go!

  [water runs out] 

  Kenan Rockmore : AWWW! Bowl with the holes in it!

• Kenan Rockmore : Okay, we can still fix this: all we gotta do is go to the store and buy some new plants, come back, fix the bowl, clean out the fish tank, drop little Norman in, and then go home.

  Kel Kimble : Man this has been one busy day.

  [drinks from the trophy they put Norman in] 

• Kenan Rockmore : Officer, sir cop, police man you know, I would love to explain this whole KOOKY mix-up to you. It's actually kind of funny, not so much ha-ha funny as it is more

  [put foot on coffee table and breaks it, takes notepad out of pocket] 

  Kenan Rockmore : Fix - table.

• Policeman : I think we've seen just about enough here! You two are coming downtown right now!

  Kenan Rockmore : No wait, I mean you can't take us downtown: we still have to fix the plants, the fish tank, the bowl, the vacuum cleaner, the trophy...

  Kel Kimble : The oboe!

  Policeman : Yeah and the faucet and the curtains and the ceiling and the toilet and the table all BEFORE Chris comes home.

• Kel Kimble : Hey did Chris notice that his plants were all dead?

  Kenan Rockmore : No Kel, he came home to his flooded, burnt, ruined house, and THEN noticed the plants.

  Kel Kimble : Ah! Close one!

  Kenan Rockmore : Yeah... but lucky for us, Chris's insurance is going to pay for everything and plus his mother wanted to redecorate anyway.