Christopher Michael: Policeman #1

Quotes 

• Policeman : I think we've seen just about enough here! You two are coming downtown right now!

  Kenan Rockmore : No wait, I mean you can't take us downtown: we still have to fix the plants, the fish tank, the bowl, the vacuum cleaner, the trophy...

  Kel Kimble : The oboe!

  Policeman : Yeah and the faucet and the curtains and the ceiling and the toilet and the table all BEFORE Chris comes home.