The Joe Schmo Show (TV Series)

On with the Schmo (2004)

Jana Speaker: Cammy 'The Moron'

Quotes 

• Derek Newcastle 'The Pompous Host' : Cammy, why don't we begin with your gift?

  Cammy 'The Moron' : Hi.

  [giggles] 

  Cammy 'The Moron' : Um, well, it's my cell phone. I just decided that if you ever wanna call me, that you can call me whenever you want, so, um, just dial away.

  Austin 'The Bachelor' : Wow.

  Ingrid Wiese - Jane Schmo : [in an interview segment]  The problem is, she just gave the man her phone, so how is he supposed to call her?