The Simpsons (TV Series)

So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show (1993)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Pagan Father, Paint Shop Clerk, Barney Gumble, Doctor, Grampa

Quotes 

• Homer : God bless those pagans.

• Bart Simpson : I'll fool you up real nice.

  Homer : You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingist day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

• Dr. Hibbert : You were veterinarian?

  Doctor : That's right. And for an extra twenty dollars, I'll give Homer a tick bath and spay him.

  Bart Simpson : Here you go, doc.

  [offering cash to the doctor] 

  Marge Simpson : Bart!

  Bart Simpson : Shop around - you can't beat that price.

• [Homer is undergoing major surgery. Grampa visits him in hospital] 

  Grampa : They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I've never understood why that is; frankly, I can see an upside to it. Ha ha.

• Grampa : Aaaggghhh! Kill it! Kill it!

• Public Service Announcement : The following is a public service announcement: excess of alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.

  Homer : Uuummm, beer.