"The Simpsons" So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show (TV Episode 1993) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Pagan Father, Paint Shop Clerk, Barney Gumble, Doctor, Grampa

Homer : God bless those pagans.
Bart Simpson : I'll fool you up real nice.

Homer : You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingist day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
Dr. Hibbert : You were veterinarian?

Doctor : That's right. And for an extra twenty dollars, I'll give Homer a tick bath and spay him.

Bart Simpson : Here you go, doc.

[offering cash to the doctor]

Marge Simpson : Bart!

Bart Simpson : Shop around - you can't beat that price.
[Homer is undergoing major surgery. Grampa visits him in hospital]

Grampa : They say the greatest tragedy is when a father outlives his son. I've never understood why that is; frankly, I can see an upside to it. Ha ha.
Grampa : Aaaggghhh! Kill it! Kill it!
Public Service Announcement : The following is a public service announcement: excess of alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.

Homer : Uuummm, beer.
Bart Simpson : Dad, it's all my fault. I shook up that can of beer. It was just an April Fools joke.

[Life support machine starts to change from showing Homer's life signs to outlines of Bart. His mouth begins to form a growl, his fingers twitch and his eyes slowly open in anger]

Homer : Why, you little...!

[angrily strangles Bart. Marge, Lisa and Maggie arrive in the room]

Marge Simpson : Homie, you're alright!

Lisa Simpson : We're a family again!

[Marge happily embraces Lisa and Maggie while Homer angrily continues to strangle Bart]

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Pagan Father, Paint Shop Clerk, Barney Gumble, Doctor, Grampa