The Simpsons (TV Series)

My Fair Laddy (2006)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Kearney, Ralph Wiggum, Charity Titters, Various Students

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Oh, sweetie. If someone's bullying you, you should tell your teacher.

  Bart Simpson : But it's the teacher who's bullying me.

  Marge Simpson : Well, tell your regular bully. He won't like it one bit.

  Homer Simpson : [Enters in his underwear, carrying his ripped pants]  Marge, I ripped my pants! The only pants that understand my complex heine!

  Marge Simpson : That was your last pair. How did it happen?

  Homer Simpson : Uh, normal wear-and-tear.

  [Flashback to Go-Kart Racing. Homer is laughing. He goes over a speed bump. His rear end crashes through the Go-Kart onto the pavement] 

  Homer Simpson : Ow! My ass!

  Squeaky Voiced Teen : Sir! Your Go-Kart's damaged!

  Homer Simpson : I paid for fifty laps and I'm gonna take them!

  [the rest of the flashback continues with Homer racing with his rear end on the pavement. His pants have ripped. Homer continues laughing and shouting in pain. The flashback ends] 

  Homer Simpson : Oh. I'll have to go to every store in the pants district to find another pair like these.

  Marge Simpson : Aw, Homie.