The Simpsons (TV Series)
My Fair Laddy (2006)
Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson
Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Oh, sweetie. If someone's bullying you, you should tell your teacher.
Bart Simpson : But it's the teacher who's bullying me.
Marge Simpson : Well, tell your regular bully. He won't like it one bit.
Homer Simpson : [Enters in his underwear, carrying his ripped pants] Marge, I ripped my pants! The only pants that understand my complex heine!
Marge Simpson : That was your last pair. How did it happen?
Homer Simpson : Uh, normal wear-and-tear.
[Flashback to Go-Kart Racing. Homer is laughing. He goes over a speed bump. His rear end crashes through the Go-Kart onto the pavement]
Homer Simpson : Ow! My ass!
Squeaky Voiced Teen : Sir! Your Go-Kart's damaged!
Homer Simpson : I paid for fifty laps and I'm gonna take them!
[the rest of the flashback continues with Homer racing with his rear end on the pavement. His pants have ripped. Homer continues laughing and shouting in pain. The flashback ends]
Homer Simpson : Oh. I'll have to go to every store in the pants district to find another pair like these.
Marge Simpson : Aw, Homie.