The Simpsons (TV Series)

I Love Lisa (1993)

Harry Shearer: Bill, Jasper, Ned Flanders, Principal Skinner, Scratchy, Eddie

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : [after having a traumatic flashback of Valentine's Day in Vietnam]  Johnny. Johnny! JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!

  Bart : Cool! I broke his brain.

• [on the radio] 

  Radio Announcer #1 : Doin' the Monster Mash with ya on this beautiful Valentine's Day.

  Radio Announcer #2 : Marty, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs.

  Radio Announcer #1 : Well, it's kind of a love song. All the monsters enjoying each other's company, dancing, holding their evil in check.

  Radio Announcer #2 : You played the wrong record, didn't you?

  Radio Announcer #1 : Why are you doing this to me?

• [towards the end of the President's Day pageant] 

  Principal Skinner : And now our evening comes to an end...

  Homer : Woo hoo!

  Principal Skinner : ...with a thorough retelling of the life of George Washington.

  Homer : D'oh!

• [last lines; on the radio] 

  Radio Announcer #2 : Hey, hey! Bill and Marty here wrapping up a beautiful Presidents' Day.

  Radio Announcer #1 : To George and Abe and all the rest, here's a special song just for you.

  [starts playing "Monster Mash"] 

  Radio Announcer #1 : Doggone it!

• Principal Skinner : Good evening, everyone, and welcome to a wonderful evening of theater and picking up after yourselves. We begin with a tribute to our lesser-known Presidents.

  Mediocre Presidents : [group of students singing]  We are the mediocre Presidents. You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents. There's Taylor. There's Tyler. There's Fillmore and there's Hayes. There's William Henry Harrison.

  William Henry Harrison : I died in thirty days!

  Mediocre Presidents : [singing]  We are the adequate, forgettable, occasionally regrettable, caretaker Presidents of the U.S.A.!