The Simpsons (TV Series)

I Love Lisa (1993)

Michael Carrington: Sideshow Raheem

Quotes 

• Miss Hoover : Martha Washington will be played by Lisa Simpson.

  [Lisa giggles] 

  Miss Hoover : George Washington will be played by... em, Ralph Wiggum.

  Rex : What? This is a travesty! Everyone knows I'm the best actor in this ridiculous school!

  Miss Hoover : Sit down, Rex.

  Rex : I will not sit down! Someone's gone to you, you deceitful cow!

  Miss Hoover : That's absurd, Rex. Ralph won the part fair and square.

  [She opens and closes the blinds repeatedly. Outside:] 

  Chief Wiggum : That's the signal. Take the boot off the car, boys.