Andromeda (TV Series)

It Makes a Lovely Light (2001)

Gordon Michael Woolvett: Seamus Harper

Quotes 

• Seamus Harper : We got you! Oh, did we get him. Look at his face. Okay, you see that? *That* is why you don't tell him a week ahead of time.

  Captain Dylan Hunt : Who put you up to this?

  Rommie : Harper overrode my emergency protocols. He said it was necessary for the gag.

• Seamus Harper : You're doing Flash. I don't believe it. Flash? Beka, come on. You know what that stuff does to people. People kill over that stuff, their family and friends. Did you know that 82% of people on prison planets are Flash addicts?

  Beka Valentine : Do you know what? They tell you that kind of stuff just to scare you.

  Seamus Harper : Sure, to scare you out of killing your neighbors.

  Beka Valentine : Look, I'm not gonna pretend this crap is good for me. I know first-hand what Flash can... I'm using miniscule doses. For a limited time. It's medicine, and it's working. You saw, you heard what Dylan said.

  Seamus Harper : If it's such good medicine, why don't you tell Dylan?

  Beka Valentine : Because Dylan is Dylan. Dylan wouldn't cheat on his FTA dues. Besides, it's none of his business what I put in my bloodstream.

• Seamus Harper : Okay, so we're paranoid. So sue us. We needed a Plan B. *You* always have a Plan B.

  Captain Dylan Hunt : Yes, but my Plan B's work.

• Seamus Harper : Hey, believe it or not, I actually read that thing. The crap I went through to get that, and it's total gibberish. Steer by the glow of the, uh, Cyclop's eye? It's half mystical mumbo-jumbo, half putrid poetry, and half bad math.

  Rommie : That's three halves.

  Seamus Harper : Like I said, bad math.