Andromeda (TV Series)

It Makes a Lovely Light (2001)

Lexa Doig: Andromeda Ascendant

Quotes 

• Seamus Harper : We got you! Oh, did we get him. Look at his face. Okay, you see that? *That* is why you don't tell him a week ahead of time.

  Captain Dylan Hunt : Who put you up to this?

  Rommie : Harper overrode my emergency protocols. He said it was necessary for the gag.

• Beka Valentine : That's the last time I go to the mat for you guys. "Dependency is weakness, weakness is death." You know what, Tyr? You know what? I got two words for you, un, Anabolic, uh, Steroids! Oh, yeah, I forgot.

  [chuckles] 

  Beka Valentine : You're Mister Pure and Natural, aren't you? Yeah, you're, uh, too good for human women, that's for sure.

  Andromeda : Beka, is there anything you need?

  Beka Valentine : Yeah, uh, a door key.

  Andromeda : I was thinking more along the lines of a light supper.

• Seamus Harper : Hey, believe it or not, I actually read that thing. The crap I went through to get that, and it's total gibberish. Steer by the glow of the, uh, Cyclop's eye? It's half mystical mumbo-jumbo, half putrid poetry, and half bad math.

  Rommie : That's three halves.

  Seamus Harper : Like I said, bad math.

• [first lines] 

  Andromeda Ascendant : Warning. AP valve malfunction in the reactor chamber. Repeat. AP valve malfunction in the reactor chamber.