Undergrads (TV Series)

Drunks (2001)

Josh A. Cagan: Bobby Whiskey, Nerd 1

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Quotes 

• Rocko : What are you?

  Bobby Whiskey : I'm Bobby Whiskey Rocko, and if you hang with me, you'll become funnier, smarter, and more handsomer, not that you need it. Damn, you're awesome.

  Rocko : Well, that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has said to me, let us be chums.

  Bobby Whiskey : Ahhh yeah.

• [At 'Don't Break The Seal' night] 

  Drunk girl : Excuse me, I'm extremely drunk, and very impressed by your non-urinating ways. What's your secret?

  Rocko : Uh, I couldn't possibly tell.

  Bobby Whiskey : Rocko, tell her your secret. Tell the world!

  Rocko : Okay. You want to know my secret?

  People drinking : Yeah!

  [He drops his pants to reveal a foul-smelling soiled diaper] 

  Rocko : You see folks? I'm wearing an adult diaper! LOVE ME!

• Rocko : Hey honey, I know we broke up in senior year, and I know I've already called you ten times tonight, but I wanted to tell you, you're a little pudding pop that I want to suck on all day.

  [click] 

  Bobby Whiskey : Call her back.