- Digby 'Digger' O'Dell: It is I, Digby O'Dell, the friendly undertaker.
- Chester A. Riley: Hello, Digger. What are you doin' here in the park?
- Digby 'Digger' O'Dell: Why, I was just taking a stroll around the pond. I enjoy listening to the frogs croak.
- Chester A. Riley: I got troubles, Digger. Do you speak French?
- Digby 'Digger' O'Dell: No, only Latin and Greek. I prefer the dead languages.
- Chester A. Riley: What do you think I'm paying you ten cents a week for, to spy on Babs! I want reports!
- Peg Riley: My father let me decide who I wanted to go around with.
- Chester A. Riley: Yes. And he's sorry to this day!