- Mike Brady: [Carol and Mike are arguing over the girls using the boys' clubhouse] Carol, there are certain places where women are just not permitted.
- Carol Brady: Name one, just one.
- Mike Brady: Boys' clubhouses and men's locker rooms.
- [In the 1960s, that was true]
- Carol Brady: [Carol and Mike are arguing about the girls using the boys' clubhouse] Whatever happened to share and share alike?
- Mike Brady: Carol, this is different.
- Carol Brady: How? I'm sure if the girls had a dollhouse and the boys wanted to play in it, there wouldn't be any problem.
- Mike Brady: Oh yes there would! If my boys wanted to play in ANYBODY'S dollhouse, I'd take 'em to a psychiatrist.
- [In the 1960s, gender roles were quite rigid]