The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble' (1998)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?

  Lisa Simpson : Because they discovered gold right over there.

  Homer Simpson : It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything.

• [Homer has, at last and not quite voluntatrily, donated a kidney for his father] 

  Lisa Simpson : You've done a wonderful thing!

  Marge Simpson : Marge: Yes! You've shortened your life significantly so someone else can have a slight extension of theirs.