Susanne Zenor: Samantha

Quotes 

• Samantha : [morning after]  Oh, my head. I'm not a well person.

  Jenny : You'll have to help with the mess, Snow White. It's the dwarves day off.

  Samantha : I just remembered that loudmouthed girl last night.

  Jenny : Uh-huh.

  Samantha : The one who wouldn't shut up.

  Jenny : Uh-huh.

  Samantha : The one who wanted to do the striptease, but kept falling down.

  Jenny : Uh-huh.

  Samantha : That was me, wasn't it?

  Jenny : Uh-huh.

  Samantha : I really wrecked Eleanor's wedding reception, didn't I?

• Samantha : Oh, the toast!

  [takes charcoal-burnt slices out of the oven] 

  David Bell : [half-heartedly accepts]  Thanks.

  Jenny : [those tar-black burnt bread slices land on her plate]  None for me. I gave up smoking.

  Samantha : [as David struggles to chew]  Terrible, huh?

  David Bell : [softly]  No, no, really, it's fine.

  Jenny : [teasing]  The hearty man eats a condemned meal.

  Samantha : [as David breaks apart a scorched slice]  You dont have to eat it.

  Jenny : Right, you can sketch with it.

• Jenny : Well?

  Samantha : Well, what?

  Jenny : We do need someone to share the place.

  Samantha : We don't even know him!

  Jenny : You just said he seems nice.

  Samantha : He could be a sex fiend.

  Jenny : Then we won't charge him as much!

• Samantha : [after David got accepted as a tenant by the Ropers]  What did you say?

  Jenny : I reasoned with them. I appealed to their common sense and their logic.

  [flutters her eyelashes up at David] 

  Jenny : And I told them you were gay.

• [last lines] 

  David Bell : [moving in]  This is my camera stuff. Is this neighborhood fairly safe?

  Jenny : Oh, nobody bothers us. We've got a turtle.

  David Bell : Well...

  Samantha : [re his camera equipment]  I'll put this in your bedroom.

  David Bell : My very own bedroom!

  Jenny : [gesturing]  And that's *our* very own bedroom.

  David Bell : [forcing a smile]  Right.

  Jenny : One wrong move - we take you straight to the vet.

• Samantha : [hung over]  I'm gonna go take a bath. With a little luck, I'll drown.