John Ritter: David Bell

Quotes 

• David Bell : [dripping wet after having been clothes-and-all in the bathtub]  It's embarrassing dripping all over your floor.

  Jenny : Oh, don't be embarrassed. Take your clothes off.

• Samantha : Oh, the toast!

  [takes charcoal-burnt slices out of the oven] 

  David Bell : [half-heartedly accepts]  Thanks.

  Jenny : [those tar-black burnt bread slices land on her plate]  None for me. I gave up smoking.

  Samantha : [as David struggles to chew]  Terrible, huh?

  David Bell : [softly]  No, no, really, it's fine.

  Jenny : [teasing]  The hearty man eats a condemned meal.

  Samantha : [as David breaks apart a scorched slice]  You dont have to eat it.

  Jenny : Right, you can sketch with it.

• [last lines] 

  David Bell : [moving in]  This is my camera stuff. Is this neighborhood fairly safe?

  Jenny : Oh, nobody bothers us. We've got a turtle.

  David Bell : Well...

  Samantha : [re his camera equipment]  I'll put this in your bedroom.

  David Bell : My very own bedroom!

  Jenny : [gesturing]  And that's *our* very own bedroom.

  David Bell : [forcing a smile]  Right.

  Jenny : One wrong move - we take you straight to the vet.