The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa the Greek (1992)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Homer : Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.

  Lisa : Really? Where?

  Homer : Eh, somewhere in the back.

• Lisa : Mom, why isn't Dad interested in anything I do?

  Marge : Well, have you ever tried doing something he's interested in?

  Lisa : Well, we used to have burping contests, but I outgrew it.

• [Lisa flips through the card catalog] 

  Lisa : Let's see... Football... Football..."Homoeroticism in"..."Oddball Canadian rules"..."Phyllis George and"...

• Lisa : [reading her essay]  "The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago. I was sitting on my Daddy's knee when the Saints, who were four and a half point favorites but only up by three, kicked a meaningless field goal at the last second to cover the spread."

  Miss Hoover : [shocked]  Dear God!

• Lisa : [using a poster as a megaphone]  I Lisa Simpson am hear by giving away all of my ill gotten Malibu Stacy accessories!