The Simpsons (TV Series)
Lisa the Greek (1992)
Maggie Roswell: Librarian, Miss Hoover
Quotes
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Ralph : [giving report] ... and when the Doctor told me I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
Miss Hoover : Thank you, Ralph, very graphic.
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Lisa : [reading her essay] "The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago. I was sitting on my Daddy's knee when the Saints, who were four and a half point favorites but only up by three, kicked a meaningless field goal at the last second to cover the spread."
Miss Hoover : [shocked] Dear God!
