The Simpsons (TV Series)

I Married Marge (1991)

Harry Shearer: Crazy Golf Supervisor, Charlie, Dr. Hibbert, Jewellery Clerk, Waylon Smithers, Applicant #3, Angry Tourist, Trapezoid Scheme Spokesman, Repo Man, Montgomery Burns

Quotes 

• [Homer's job interview with the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant] 

  Smithers : There's a problem wrong with the reactor... what do you do?

  Homer : There's a problem with the reactor? We're all gonna die!

  [Homer runs out, screaming] 

• [On a sonogram of Marge's stomach, Bart turns away] 

  Dr. Hibbert : If I didn't know better, I'd swear he was trying to moon us.

• Dr. Hibbert : Perhaps this pamphlet will prove helpful.

  Marge : [reading]  "So You've Ruined Your Life"...

• Dr. Hibbert : Well, Ms. Bouvier, I think we've found the reason you've been throwing up in the morning...

  [holds out his hand to Homer] 

  Dr. Hibbert : Congratulations.

  Homer : D'OH!

  [His "d'oh" echoes down the hallway] 

  Man in Body Cast : Poor guy.

• Homer : [as Marge goes into labor]  Step aside. I'll deliver this baby.

  Dr. Hibbert : Uh, why don't you let me handle it, Homer?

  Homer : Oh, college boy, eh?

  [Squares up to Dr. Hibbert] 

  Marge : Homer, for God's sakes, let him deliver the baby!

• Homer : You the boss?

  Mr. Burns : Yes.

  Smithers : I'll call security sir.

  Homer : Well, listen to me Mr. Bigshot: If you're looking for the kind of employee who takes abuse and never sticks up for himself, I'm your man! You can treat me like dirt and I'll still kiss your butt and call it ice cream! And if you don't like it, I can change!

  Mr. Burns : Hold the phone Smithers. I like your attitude; feisty, yet spineless.

  Smithers : Sir, this man not only failed the aptitude test he got trapped in a closet on his way out.

  Mr. Burns : I don't care. I haven't been this impressed since I first laid eyes on a young bootlick named Waylon Smithers.

  Homer : You mean?

  Mr. Burns : Welcome aboard, son.

  [shakes Homer's hand] 

  Homer : I got the job? I got the job! WOO HOO! Only in America could I get a job.

  [prances out of Burns' office] 

  Homer : Who was that young hellcat, Smithers?

  Smithers : Homer Simpson, sir.

  Mr. Burns : Simpson eh? I'll remember that name.