- Gary: Hello, hello!
- Gary: Now I put it down for you on videotape. These are forever, man. You'll always have this to hold against me one way or another.
- Gary: If we got back together and became a couple again and it was working, somewehere off in the distant future would be the possibility of m-m-m-m-m-
- [smacks himself in the back of the head]
- Gary: marriage.
- Gary: I miss you. I miss you. I miss you. I miss you, man. I don't know how else to say it. I lost my lover and I lost my best friend. And you lost your lover and you lost your best friend. But you gained a lover and you gained a best friend. I gained a few lovers..or I gained one lover but I gained no friends.
- Gary: Right now, my professional life is, like, at a 9 but my personal life is, like, at a 2.
- Gary: I was afraid of big *C word* - the commitment word.
- Gary: I thought I'd play with my Slinky for a second.
- Gary: And the great thing about videotape is that you can rewind it and watch it all over again in case you missed anything.
- Gary: I still don't know why the fuck I let you guys have that tape!