Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Maltese Hamster (1989)

Rob Paulsen: Raphael, Police Detective, Mr Schlvackni

Quotes 

• Michelangelo : Whoa! Check it out! A genuine Louis the 14th antique pizza-maker!

  Raphael : A must-have item for any turtle lair.

• April O'Neil : How much is that hamster in the window?

  Raphael : Why do I have a feeling that song won't make the top ten?

• Donatello : [narrating]  Another rainy night, but who had time to worry about the weather. There was trouble in town. The city was under a reign of mob terror, and my three partners and I were the only ones who could stop it. Because we were... the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

  Raphael : Oh, that's it, Donatello. Tell every crank in town we're here, why don't cha?

  Donatello : I can't help it, Raphael. It's these trench coats.

• April O'Neil : [gasps]  Look!

  Leonardo : What is it, April?

  Raphael : A lead to the gangster's hideout?

  Donatello : A vital clue that will establish a link between the Butcher and Shredder?

  Michelangelo : A new kind of pizza I haven't tried yet?

  April O'Neil : [gasps]  Even better! A little hamster statue. Isn't it the cutest thing?

  Raphael : Give me a break.

  Donatello : Oy vey.

  Michelangelo : Gag me with a pizza ladle.

• [Michelangelo is late returning from the antique shop] 

  Leonardo : I'm worried about Michelangelo.

  Raphael : So what else is new? I've been worried about him for years.

• [while searching for Michelangelo] 

  Raphael : Oh, Michelangelo!

  [a limousine pulls up to Raphael] 

  Raphael : What are you gawking at? Haven't you ever seen a turtle in a raincoat before?

  [the crooks in the limousine row down their window and aim laser guns at Raphael] 

  Raphael : I gotta learn to keep my beak shut.

• Donatello : [narrating]  We made quick work of the Butcher and his mob and left them for the police. They were given a collective sentence of 843 years for robbery, racketeering, and tearing those little tags off of mattresses. As for Shredder, we knew we'd see him again. He's the bad penny that keeps turning up, the rotten apple that spoils the bunch, the moldy anchovy that ruins the pizza, the...

  Raphael : Donatello?

  Donatello : Yeah?

  Raphael : Put a sock in it!