Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)
The Catwoman from Channel Six (1988)
Townsend Coleman: Michelangelo, Woo
Quotes
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Leonardo : [imitating Humphrey Bogart after a Chinese thug calls him "Humphrey Bogus] You hit the nail right on the head sweetheart
Michelangelo : [also imitating Bogart] Now listen here you mugs, I'm giving the orders around here, see!
[his brothers look at him in confusion]
Michelangelo : Alright so I don't do Bogart.
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Michelangelo : [while watching a movie] Oh, awesome. Who's the slime monster gonna scarf up next?
Raphael : Who cares as long as she's a real good screamer.
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April O'Neil : April here. What's up, guys?
Donatello : We've got an emergency and we need your help.
April O'Neil : Now, this sounds like a real story.
Donatello : Uh, uh, right, yeah. There are these gigantic alligators in the sewer.
April O'Neil : Fantastic! I'll bring my video camera.
Donatello : Uh, we'd rather you brought a spare TV instead.
April O'Neil : Huh?
[later, April is at the turtles' lair]
April O'Neil : Oh, you got me over here so you could watch a MOVIE about alligators in the sewers?
Michelangelo : [while watching TV] Exactamundo. Ha ha ha. Awesome flick, isn't it?
Raphael : Hey, you guys want to hold it down? You're drowning out all the screams.
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Leonardo : Okay. So... So what happened to April?
Irma Langinstein : [starts talking rapidly] Well, first she turned into a cat, and then she drank milk from a saucer, and then she jumped out the window, and then she went to some man called Shredder, and then she went to...
Raphael : Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.
Michelangelo : Right. Could you, like, rewind that and play it back at normal speed?
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[after Michelangelo uses a wind-up toy mouse to lure the tiger into a cage and trap it]
Leonardo : Boy, Michelangelo, you and your dumb toys.
Michelangelo : Like I always say: Never look a gift mouse in the mouth.
